Thursday, May 30, 2013

Episode 016: XXX


Episode 016: XXX
Get ready to wash your ears out with soap as Pat and Gary get down and dirty with songs that are NOT for the whole family!

From October 27, 2011
00:00:00

Gary bursts from the gate with a mini game when he asks Pat to name this lyric:

"Now quickly check the hands on the clock. It's 8:05, it's time to rock."

After a brief hesitation Pat reveals that it is...

Show answer
00:01:45

Gary was thinking of retiring Not So Great Moments In Hip Hop History, but public demand won't allow it!

Thus he shares "Macho Man" Randy Savage's - Be A Man

00:06:30

Gary drops another

 

Gary listened to Coldplay's fifth album, Mylo Xyloto, and pronounced it "not that bad." He feels they get a bit of a bad wrap because they're viewed as being too popular.

Pat has the Coldplay hits, but isn't a huge fan.

00:08:45

As with all Rock Solid Buzz Cuts!™, the gang have to decide if the buzz is justified or unwarranted. Gary declares that the buzz is

 

 

Pat agrees.

00:10:30 These two dirty bastards transition into this FILTHY topic by playing the naughty Cee lo Green's - "F**k You" from The Lady Killer
00:12:17

Pat starts out with his Heavy Metal Innuendo chunk:

  • Whitesnake - "Slide it in" from an album of the same name.
  • Ted Nugent - "Wango Tango" from Scream Dream.
00:13:30 Pat discusses the eternal question regarding sliding it in all the way to the top. Would the be fun for anyone?
00:14:55

Gary shares two songs that illustrate how the way songs have changed.

  • The Light Crust Doughboys with "Pussy, Pussy, Pussy" [ed. note: which is about cats. Honest.]
  • The subtly titled "I want to f**k you" by Akon off of Konvicted
00:16:38 We see Gary's deepest, blackest anger when he starts to talk about his HATE for Akon. You don't want to get him started.
00:18:00

Pat's next chuck has to do with the "F" word.

  • Billy Joel's "Laura" from Nylon curtain
  • "Queen of the Supermarket" from Bruce Springsteen's album Working on a dream
    This, not surprisingly, leads to...
  • And from Pink's Greatest Hits album - "Fucking Perfect"
00:21:45

 

Matt chimes in to sound off on his frustration about the Pink song. She put out a SFW version of the song called "Less Than Perfect" which, he feels, is just as good as "Fucking Perfect." So, why the swears, Pink? Zoe likes to dance and she doesn't need to hear your potty mouth!

00:22:50 Like Billy Joel and Bruce, Harry Nilsson is another guy that you don't expect to swear, yet here he goes, with "You're breakin' my heart" from Son of Schmilsson
00:24:00 Both Gary and Pat recommend the documentary Who Is Harry Nilsson (And Why Is Everybody Talkin' About Him)?
00:24:20

Next, Pat tackles the "C" word (well, not literally). It's The Police - "Rehumanize Yourself" from Ghost In the machine.

00:25:30 If "Smells Like Teen Spirit" is the national anthem of grunge, this is the "America, The Beautiful": Superchunk - "Slack Motherfucker" from their self-titled album.
00:26:55 This doubleshot from Pat also has a doubleshot of vulgarity: The "F" and "P" word are on full display in "Star Star" performed by The Rolling Stones (from Goat's Head Soup) and Joan Jett and the Blackhearts (from Album), respectively.
00:29:10 You either love Martha Wainwright or you've never heard of her. Here's her cryptic song"B.M.F.A." from Bloody Mother.
00:30:33 More "Fs" from Pat: The Knack's "She's so selfish" from Get the Knack
00:32:20 Gary shares his memories growing up listening to the Bay area radio station KOME ("Don't touch that dial, there KOME on it!") and their crazy DJ Dennis Erectus. One song they played a lot was Jefferson Starship "Stairway to Cleveland" from Modern Times
00:34:40 Gary acquiesces to the lovers of ska by playing "Lyin' ass bitch" from Fishbone's self-titled EP.
00:36:15

Pat's next chuck have to do with fellas gettin' a little head.

  • Lou Reed - "Walk on the Wild Side" from Transformer.
  • And the anti-Lou Reed: Bon Jovi - "Bitter Wine" from These Days.
00:39:20 And now, Pat and Gary have a filth-off. They are going to each play their Dirtiest Song of all time. Let's see who wins
00:39:35 Pat breaks out Liz Phair's "H.W.C." from her Self-titled album. H.W.C. stands for something disgusting.
00:42:00

Gary counters with the absolutely, no-joke, truly terrible Necro - "Who's Your Daddy?" from Sexorcist. Pat is speechless.

"Alright, first of all, I'm speechless.'"

- Pat
00:43:40 Gary wins, but really, we all lose.
00:45:10 Gary closes out, and tries to clear our pallete, with Times New Viking - "Fuck her tears" from Dancer Equired
Time Song Album Artist Who
00:12:17 slide it in slide it in whitesnake Pat
00:12:17 wango tango scream dream ted nugent pat
00:14:55 Pussy, pussy, pussy The light crust doughboys Gary
00:14:55 i want to fuck you Konvicted akon Gary
00:18:00 laura nylon curtain Billy joel Pat
00:18:00 queen of the supermarket working on a dream Bruce springsteen Pat
00:22:50 Your breakin' my heart Son of schmilsson Harry Nilsson Gary
00:24:20 Rehumanize Yourself Ghost In the Machine The Police Pat
00:25:30 Slack Motherfucker Superchunk Superchunk Gary
00:26:55 Star Star Goat's Head Soup The Rolling Stones Pat
00:26:55 Star Star Album Joan Jett and the Blackhearts Pat
00:29:10 B.M.F.A. Bloody Mother Martha Wainwright Gary
00:30:33 She's So Selfish Get the knack The Knack Pat
00:32:20 Stairway to Cleveland Modern Times Jefferson Starship Gary
00:34:40 Lyin' Ass Bitch Fishbone Fishbone Gary
00:36:15 Walk on the wild side Transformer Lou Reed Pat
00:36:15 Bitter Wine These Days Bon Jovi Pat
00:39:35 H.W.C. Liz Phair Liz Phair Pat
00:42:00 Who's Your Daddy Sexorcist Necro Gary

1 comment:

  1. Wow. It was going along great until that last song... made me want to vomit. Please never do that again.

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