Thursday, May 9, 2013

Episode 013: Rock Solid-opedia, Vol. A


Episode 013: Rock Solid-opedia Vol. A
Choice cuts from the "A" section of Pat & Gary's iTunes.

From October 6, 2011
00:00:00 It's Rock-Thirty, so it's time for Pat and Gary.
00:01:35

Gary gives the answers to last week's Name That Solo contest:

  • AC/DC - "Highway to Hell"
  • Thin Lizzy - "Boys Are Back In Town"
  • The Pixies - "Monkeys Gone To Heaven"
  • Steely Dan - "Reeling in the Years"
  • Funkadelic - "Maggot Brain"
  • Pat Benetar - "Shadows of the Night"
  • Weezer - "Buddy Holly"
00:03:00

Another "Not So Great Moments in Hip Hop History."

Ed McMahon singing the Free Credit Score Rap. So sad.

"It's hard out there for a gimp.'"

- Pat commenting on Ed M's skillz
00:05:05

Game time

 

The Letter "A" Quiz

 

•  She sold 12 million copies of her debut album Songs In A Minor.  Show answer

•  In ABBA, what do either one of the A's stand for?  Show answer

•  Kenny Loggins inspired by the work by A.A. Milne?  Show answer

•  Carrie Underwood sang what Heart song during American Idol?  Show answer

•  The hometown of Crissie Hynde and Devo?  Show answer

•  In the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs' song "MAPS", what does the A stand for?  Show answer

00:10:30 Gary's first entry is some unapologetic grungy fun: Arches of Loaf - "Web In Front" (from Icky Loaf)
00:11:45 Pat kicks it off with American Hi-fi - "Flavor of the Week" from their self-titled debut album.
00:13:30 Gary feels that bands like American Hi-fi or Blink 182 should believe and belt out their melodies more. The Boss stops by to demonstrate how it's done.
00:13:45 Gary's next song has it all: pirate costumes, native American war paint, kookiness: Adam and the Ants - "Beat Our Guest" from Antics in the Forbidden Zone.
00:15:55 In Australia this band in called The Angels, but in God's Country (USA! USA! USA!) they're called Angel City - "Take A long line" from Face to Face
00:18:00

Gary had SOOOOOO many "A" artists that we wanted to play that he had to have a separate ceremony in the backroom of the Menchies in Encino. The turnout was disappointing, but he still wanted to play some of the highlights :

  • Award for Best Song by a Band Whose Greatness is Kinda Hard To Get Across in Just One Song: American Music Club - "Johnny Mathis' Feet"
  • Award for Best Song by a Band Who, If They Were The Subject of a Biopic, The Lead Singer Would Almost Certainly be Played by Patton Oswalt: Accept - "Balls To the Wall"
  • Best Jackie Chan Tribute: Ash - "Kung Fu"
00:20:55 Gary follows up with The Auteurs - "Showgirl" from New Wave
00:22:38 Pat serves us up some Fiona Apple - "Get Him Back" from Extraordinary Machine.
00:24:50

Gary hates this song. It's part of the Yacht Rock that Gary called Cuckold Rock, about wussy guys being wussies about being wronged. It's Ace with "How Long" from Five-A-Side.

 

Other offenders include:

00:28:30 Pat first heard this song during a promo for the show One Tree Hill. It got stuck in his head and now he's sharing it with us. Augustana - "Boston" from All the Stars and Boulevards
00:30:00 Gary shares another badly named band. Athenaeum - "What I Didn't Know" from Radiance
00:32:00 Before he took a puss pill, Pat liked Brian Adams - "Lonely Nights" from You want it you got it.
00:34:20

Gary checks back in with the ceremony at Menchies to see what's going on:

  • Best Song by a Properly Names Emo Band: The Academy Is - "About A Girl" from Fast Times at Barrington High
  • Best Drinking Song that will Make You Never Want to Drink Again: Azure Ray - "The Drinks We Drank Last Night" from Hold On Love
  • Best Band Named After a Middle Eastern Political Party or a Crocheted Hair Piece: The Afghan Whigs - "Gentlemen" from Gentlemen
00:36:05 Gary's digging this band right now, because they have something in common: they both have no musical ability. It's Art Brute - "Direct Hit" from It's a Bit Complicated.
00:38:10 StarchildPaul Stanley comes by to discuss why he's not as entrepreneurial as Gene Simmons.
00:39:00 Country and Celebrity Apprentice runner-up Trace Adkins sings a song that makes Pat cry like a little BITCH! Whoa, sorry! I channeled my inner frat boy there for a second. It's "You're gonna miss this" from American Man.
00:42:00 After Pat's trip to Bummertown, we take a lighter hearted detour with The Avalanches - "Since I Left You" from an album of the same name.
00:43:20 Pat turns to the bad boys from Boston: Aerosmith - "Lightning Strikes" from their underappreciated album Rock and a hard place.
00:45:15 Gary's next song is Jon Auer's cover of "Green Eyes" from the album 6 1/2
00:46:55 Pat's next song is a track by the "supergroup" Asia - "Finger on the Trigger" from Omega
00:49:00 It's like the old saying goes, you never forget your first. This was Gary's' first digital download from a music blog. It's Arkansas' Ashtray Babyhead - "Bomb" from the album Radio
00:51:10 Pat takes it on home with AC/DC - "Anything Goes" from Black Ice
00:53:50

Gary closes out the ceremony at Menchies:

  • Best 80s Pop Nugget by a Scotish and/or Austrailian Band - Male Vocalist: Aztec Camera - "Oblivious" from the album High Land, Hard Rain
  • Best 80s Pop Nugget by a Scotish and/or Austrailian Band - Female Vocalist: Altered Images - "I could be happy" from Pinky Blue
  • Best Electronic Album for People Who Think They Don't Like Electronic Music: Air - "Moon Safari" from an album of the same name
  • The Fruit and Fiber Lifetime Achievement Award: The Apples In Stereo
00:57:05 The boys end the show with "For Now" from the broadway show Avenue Q
Time Song Album Artist Who
00:10:30 Web in front Icky Loaf Arches of loaf Gary
00:11:45 Flavor of the Week American Hi-Fi American Hi-Fi Pat
00:13:45 Beat our guests Antics in the Forbidden Zone Adam and the ants Gary
00:15:55 Take a long line Face to Face Angel City Pat
00:18:00 Johnny Mathis' Feet Mercury American Music Club Gary
00:18:00 Balls to the wall Balls to the wall Accept Gary
00:18:00 Kung Fu 1977 Ash Gary
00:20:55 Showgirl New Wave The Auteurs Gary
00:22:38 Get Him Back Extraordinary Machine Fiona Apple Pat
00:24:50 How Long Five-A-Side Ace Gary
00:28:30 Boston All The start and boulevards Augustana Pat
00:30:00 What I didn't know Radiance Athenaeum Gary
00:32:00 Lonely Nights You want it, you got it Brian Adams Pat
00:34:20 About a girl fast times at barrington Hight The academy is Gary
00:34:20 The drinks we drank last night hold on love Azure ray gary
00:34:20 Gentlemen Gentlemen Afghan Whigs Gary
00:36:05 Direct Hit It's a bit complicated Art Brute Gary
00:39:00 You're gonna miss this American Man Trace Adkins Pat
00:42:00 Since I left You Since I left You The Avalanches Gary
00:43:20 Lightning Strikes Rock and a hard place Aerosmith Pat
00:45:15 green eyes 6 ½ Jon Auer Gary
00:46:55 Finger on the trigger Omega Asia Pat
00:49:00 Bomb Radio Ashtray Babyhead Gary
00:51:10 Anything goes black Ice AC/CD Pat
00:53:50 Oblivious High land, hard rain Aztec camera Gary
00:53:50 I could be happy pinky blue altered images gary
00:53:50 moon safari moon safari air gary
00:53:50 The apples in Stereo gary
00:57:05 for now The original broadway cast Avenue Q Gary

1 comment:

  1. I was at about mile 8 of a 17 miler when Gary started talking about Cuckold Rock -- I had to stop running because I was laughing so hard. And then it happened AGAIN when Starchild showed up; I was dying! So, SO hilarious!

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