Julia Roberts and Justine Bateman ina band together:
Matthew Brodrick is cheating on Meg Ryan:
Addicted to Love
A visit from
who gives us movie title that Pat couldn't pull: "Love Don't Cost A Thing."
"Unless it has 'Tyler Perry' in the title, I don't know the movie"
As of this recording, there have been 22 James Bond themes
Gary doesn't like James Bond, because he likes "the rule of law, the sovereignty of nations and my right not to be killed at the whim of the British government."
Gary: "The older I get, the more Nancy Sinatra makes sense." Nancy Sinatra, "You Only Live Twice." This is Pat's choice for worst Bond theme. The track was put together from 21 different takes.
Pat: From 2008, Jack White and Alicia Keys, "Another Way To Die"
Gary: the theme from Thunderball. Originally it was going to be a song called "Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" by Dionne Warwick, but instead they went with "Thunderball" by Tom Jones. Tom is so manly that he reportedly fainted after singing the last note of the song.
Gary: The theme from "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" was originally sung by Louis Armstrong, but it was so good, that even the Fun Lovin' Criminals could make it sound good: "We Have All The Time In The World."
Pat: Carly Simon's "No Body Does It Better" from "The Spy Who Loved Me." Works well as a standalone song, according to Pat.
Pat: This is the opposite of what Carly Simon does. Sheryl Crow sells out with the "Tomorrow Never Dies." The Pretenders and Garbage also fell victim to the "we have to make this sound like a Bond theme" mistake.
Gary: Dean Martin and James Coburn did James Bond takeoffs, but where was the blaxploitation James Bond? There never was one, but at least there was a theme: "Agent Double O'Soul" by Edwin Starr.
Another bad theme from Pat: Madonna's "Die Another Day." The spoof song she did for Austin Powers ("Beautiful Stranger") is way better. Pat, regrettably, does an Austin Powers impression.
Pat's vote for best Bond theme is Sir Paul McCartney's "Live and Let Die."
Gary's favorite is Herb Alpert's theme from the original Casino Royal.
The rest of Pat's worst Bond themes:
Licensed to Kill by Gladis Knight
The Living Daylights by A-Ha
One more Bond-related oddity: The Toy Dolls' "James Bond Lives Down Our Street."
Pat's top Bond themes:
"Live and Let Die" by Paul McCartney
"No Body Does It Better" by Carly Simon
"Another Way To Die" by Jack White and Alicia Keys